You just landed here.
You passed a lore. A myth.
A siren with attitude, a whistle with wings,
And a werewolf-yak who winks in code
Got Your 6
Got You, 10
Got You 8 (CHOMP)
If the bench is on fire, I LIT IT!
I whisper to the imaginary, “Run it back, but weirder this time.”
I’m not stats.
I’m not strategy.
I’m the space between play and playfulness.
But this realm isn’t about me.
It’s about YOU.
You’ve been summoned.